by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007
Get the crocket mug.A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!
This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!
This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs
Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!
(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)
Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.
(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)
Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.
by lill keke June 14, 2008
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"im going to kick you in the croakies!"
by shorti h September 4, 2009
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Get the Penis Cronker mug.Another term for the Gay Mafia or a gay militant, but it implying a culture of political corruption and rabid violence going far beyond the usual stereotype.
The term was first coined in promotional materials for "Stationery Voyagers," referring to the satirical "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against All Possible Criticism" that frequently harassed, threatened, and threw bombs at the story's heroes and vandalized their property out of revenge for the heroes refusing to endorse the group's social agendas.
The term alludes to incidents of gay organizations that have attacked and vandalized churches in both Lansing and Canada.
Corrupt politicians, evil filmmakers, communists, anarchists, and demonic bobcats (in the story at least) all seek to manipulate the Crooked Rainbow to aid their own agendas. And achieve this by promising special privileges that nobody else in society has ("rights") as a reward for going along. Resulting in the Crooked Rainbow participating in every single cuckoo fringe Leftist cause around hoping for a future reward.
Not straight = crooked
Whereas a Gay Mafiosi would simply be dictatorial, a Crooked Rainbow Militant would break electoral confidentiality, find out who voted "no" on a gay marriage proposal, stalk that voter, and greet the voter with a Molotov cocktail to the face, all while foaming at the mouth and screaming.
The term "Crooked Rainbow" plays on anti-Occupy Wall Street movement sentiments also.
The term was first coined in promotional materials for "Stationery Voyagers," referring to the satirical "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against All Possible Criticism" that frequently harassed, threatened, and threw bombs at the story's heroes and vandalized their property out of revenge for the heroes refusing to endorse the group's social agendas.
The term alludes to incidents of gay organizations that have attacked and vandalized churches in both Lansing and Canada.
Corrupt politicians, evil filmmakers, communists, anarchists, and demonic bobcats (in the story at least) all seek to manipulate the Crooked Rainbow to aid their own agendas. And achieve this by promising special privileges that nobody else in society has ("rights") as a reward for going along. Resulting in the Crooked Rainbow participating in every single cuckoo fringe Leftist cause around hoping for a future reward.
Not straight = crooked
Whereas a Gay Mafiosi would simply be dictatorial, a Crooked Rainbow Militant would break electoral confidentiality, find out who voted "no" on a gay marriage proposal, stalk that voter, and greet the voter with a Molotov cocktail to the face, all while foaming at the mouth and screaming.
The term "Crooked Rainbow" plays on anti-Occupy Wall Street movement sentiments also.
Jane: "Can you believe what SoulFarce did over the weekend?"
John: "What?"
Jane: "They urinated all over the basement of that church down the street from us, and smashed all its windows."
John: "I thought it was the church five blocks down that was giving them problems? Isn't the one they attacked friendly to their causes? Can't they get their targets straight before they get violent?"
Jane: "'Fraid not. These aren't the harmless fuzzball friendly neighborhood types. These guys are Crooked Rainbow. They attack anything with a cross on it."
John: "Crap. Good thing we're not in Canada, or it'd be illegal for us to report the facts to the local paper."
*John and Jane are both immediately assaulted with molotov fire*
John: "What?"
Jane: "They urinated all over the basement of that church down the street from us, and smashed all its windows."
John: "I thought it was the church five blocks down that was giving them problems? Isn't the one they attacked friendly to their causes? Can't they get their targets straight before they get violent?"
Jane: "'Fraid not. These aren't the harmless fuzzball friendly neighborhood types. These guys are Crooked Rainbow. They attack anything with a cross on it."
John: "Crap. Good thing we're not in Canada, or it'd be illegal for us to report the facts to the local paper."
*John and Jane are both immediately assaulted with molotov fire*
by ObscuredBeyond December 16, 2011
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Get the Croaker mug.A damn thicc boy by the name of Connor Love. An Employee of the Tanner Corporation and an official minister of the state of Oceania.
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