Mr. Cooper

A paedophilic teacher usually a physics teacher but can teach other sciences. He can look under desks at skirts it will complain about them. He always finds a way to “accidentally” touch girls. His catchphrase is now this looks like a job for me

Justin Timberlake: omg did you see how (Mr. Cooper) touched those year eight girls he put his hand right on their thigh?!
Gertrude: Yeah he is so strange like that

by Paedos January 19, 2019

Cooper

A fat fucking faggot. Who has no fucking life. Everybody hates Cooper. He is super bad at being a friend.

Person 1: Look at Cooper
Person 2: Yeah he's a fat fucking faggot.

by ToughBoi999 June 4, 2019

Cooper

Surplus, hidden or additional quantities of something, especially if secretly concealed until a key moment for advantageous gain or cheating

Origin: random hyper-localised sayings, Rothwell, Leeds 1990s.

Person A: Yay!, I’ve won this game of Monopoly.
Person B: Ahh, no, because I have this COOPER MONEY!

or

I thought we'd run out of crisps, but I found all these cooper crisps in the other cupboard.

by Astronaut74 August 14, 2011

Coopered

When a male producer chooses the easier of the female production assitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience

I asked him if he needed a PA and he chose her over me, I was totally coopered

by J--K May 27, 2006

Cooper

A snake who ghosts you

He's such a Cooper

by TheSnakeHunter August 5, 2017

cooper jr

A dumb little kid who likes to name everything he see’s cooper junior. A cooper junior usually is usually autistic 99.9% of the time. A cooper jr.’s best friend is usually pretty dumb too but is not autistic

Cooper jr. is autistic .

by Bob buttskee May 18, 2018

cooper

a boy whose ego is the size of the sun, thinks he’s the shit, and always checks himself out in whatever reflective material he finds.

Marty: “Why is that kid looking at himself in a random chicks sunglasses?”
Charles: “That’s just a Cooper”

by NymmyDrummer March 19, 2019