Corneliusidus

A deadly disease that takes over the victim in 5 days tops. There is no cure.

Dawg no way you got the Corneliusidus

by Notdude May 1, 2023

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann

Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann is often a name given to people that are very short and short temperd. They love big manly cock i their mouth most of the time, even when its nice, but they still like to prey on children. It`s 90% sure that if you find a Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann that he is a sexoffender still active. They are most likely not caught because their impossible to see. This is probably because they are so short

Me: 2 Have you seen Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann?"
Police: "No"
Me: "Probably because he`s so short

by MongoPongo May 10, 2023

self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

douche corral

Noun.
Location overrun by douchebags

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street

by sdmama January 16, 2014

auto correct

it works when you don't want it to, and it doesn't when you actually want to use it.

oh boy, I hat auto correct!

by weaboo_scum May 17, 2015

Auto correct

Something stupid that the device makes up.

Boy: Hey girlfriend.
Girl: Hey boyfriend.
Boy: I hate you!
Girl: I am never talking to you again!
Boy: Wait. No. Stupid auto correct.

by Mr. Jewell December 7, 2015

Pollitically Correct

When a politician needs a boost in the polls and becomes insulting or just lies.

Donald Trump fell behind Ted Cruz in the polls and immediately became pollitically correct to improve his poll numbers.

by Prince of Wheels March 21, 2016