Comfi Boi

When you aren't feeling comfortable and must retreat to you bed for maximum comfort.

The comfi boi wasn't feeling comfortable and went home to his Bob-o-pedic mattress because the wilderness wasn't comfortable enough

by KrankyKay August 6, 2016

comflirting

When your comforting someone and flirting

random dude: hey, its alright, its ok, btw your cute
girl: wtf your not slick stop flirting
rd: im not flirting.... ˇdramatically flips headˇ im comflirting

by Ima rock lol February 28, 2017

Campfire Mayo

Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Jizz

While on a Valentines camping trip in the Brokeback Mountains, Chris realized that Jordan had forgot to pack ketchup for their fundogs. Chris explained his dissatisfaction to Jordan. Jordan simliy claimed that he had packed plenty of Campfire Mayo.

by Eatmyassjordanandchris February 14, 2018

Comfartable

When you are comfortable to fart around someone

"I am so comfartable around you."

by otherbloodally June 21, 2019

comfort fuck

noun
A fuck a girl gives just once to a guy who is totally enamoured with her. Usually thrown to him.

Joe was head over heels with Rebecca. She threw a him a comfort fuck last night.

by Anon135813 November 14, 2020

Southern Comfortable

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

holy campfire

It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.

Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?

by Priestlover2824 August 3, 2016