The Clit Commander

has funny definitions on here

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021

tank commander

when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time

hey man did i tell you about the time me and tony played tank commander with ken's wife

by Doug W. February 11, 2008

Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

by JKD February 24, 2003

CommanderJinx

One of the absolutely most hotest member at DSF.

OMG CommanderJinx, he's so mysterious, yet so strong...

by Not Erika, I swear June 15, 2004

Supreme Commander of the Arcane

A practitioner of the mystic or magic arts who has greater skills than all others or commands a greater portion of the ambient magical energies than any other organism on a given world or dimension. By definition, there can be only one Supreme Commander of the Arcane per world at a time.

DrachenFyre is the Supreme Commander of the Arcane.

by Quintin December 30, 2003

command

When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.

"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"

"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"

by bluebomber August 25, 2011