Santana Claus

The god worshiped by Carlos Santana

Santana worshiped Santana Claus and then ripped into a killer guitar solo.

by I am weed December 26, 2003

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Jean Claude

The sexy Master Vampire in Laurell K. Hamiltons Anita Blake series.

Jean Clause was Master of St. Louis, he as the best of the best and he wanted me.

by Bel January 19, 2005

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just 'cause

(or: just 'cuz) When the police pull you over, search you, arrest you, etc. with out having any just cause they have just 'cause.

"Man they had no reason to pull me over."

"Nah they had just 'cause"

by pdizz128 March 3, 2008

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Panda Claus

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

by the Little Kid June 3, 2006

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When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.

Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."

Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"

by JJ Dahmski November 24, 2010

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