Chuffing

Masturbating, bashing one out

I hate it when my cat watches me chuffing

by Cuddlesthesexybeast2 March 15, 2014

Chaffin'

when a girl sucks dick so violently that her lips start peeling.

"Daaammmnnn girl, if u dont stop bein such a fuckin chickenhead u'll have chaffin' lips"

by Mike Bayer October 1, 2005

chiff

Even thoug it is pretty much impossible to do, it is similar to a queef, but you fucking fart out your cock.

I was fuckin your mom in the ass when all a sudden i chiffed in her asshole. She said it felt extremely nice.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

cheffing

when a male masturbates in the kitchen with an oven mit, ejaculating into the oven.

theres a white spot in the oven, Jeffery was probably cheffing.

by Sam Tam Lamb October 3, 2010

chuffty

A lazy tool that does such things as (but not limited to); typing their words in capitals (because they can't be bothered to turn the capital lock key off), goes home because they can't be bothered to do anything, sends other people to the bar (because they're too lazy to go and get their own drink).

That prick is asking me to go to the bar for him again! He's such a Chuffty!

by Boigny Lover April 22, 2011

Chaffed

Can use it for anything negative.

Dude, you were supposed to call me when you got to the party last night. You fuckin chaffed me.

by L0GAN4 October 3, 2006

Chuft

Some nasty ass creamcheese mayonase shit that comes out someones ass when they are pissed off.

izzie: "FML!!!!"
Merc: "Is it chufting season?"

by MCCRISTOLE April 21, 2010