chode-tastic

when sumone has a chode that is so wide that it would please a man or woman no matter what.

dude his dick is soooo chode-tastic it ripped my asspussy in half.

by dyaln875 June 8, 2009

chode lynx

Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.

Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.

by Bannana Hammer August 14, 2011

Chode Warrior

1. An individual (usually of small stature) with an over inflated sense of self worth.

2. An individual who will never acknowledge that they are wrong, despite actually knowing nothing about the subject. These individuals are likely to invent facts or anecdotes as supposed proof of their flawlessness.

A Chode Warrior can be differentiated from a standard Chode due to their quick temper, desire to fight anybody who challenges their authority and steadfast refusal to believe anybody else.

1. Nathan: Hey did you hear that Bo went on American Idol? That douchebag thinks he can sing!
Steve: He thinks he is killing it but he is such a Chode Warrior ...

2. Josh: You won't believe the bullshit that Alex just told me!
Andrew: Yeah I know! Don't believe a word of it - he is a total Chode Warrior.

by R_Eldred November 23, 2011

Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014

Chlobelle

A Chlobelle is a shy girl, but once you get her talking, you'll realize she is really interesting and funny. She is also beautiful and sweet but don't get me wrong everyone mistakes her for sweet (because she is ) but when it comes to defending herself or her best friends she can be a bitch. You definitely want to be friends with her.

Chlobelle is such a bitch but she's hot tho!

by fishgirl76 February 12, 2018

CHLOE SCHROEDER

Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.

Chloe Schroeder is fucking hilarious and her boyfriend is pretty cute too

by thatblahbitch May 18, 2020

Chloe

Chloe is literally the best person you will ever meet. She is so sweet and adorable, and you just wanna give her a hug. She will give you hugs and cuddles whenever you want, and she could make the shittiest days amazing. She loves everyone, and shes always there for you. If your sad shes sad, and she has the biggest heart on the planet. Chloes' can be a little shy at first, but once you get to know them, their a person you will never forget and will always have a special place in your heart.

-lots and lots of hugs and kisses,

Snail :D
btw if you date a Chloe, I love you, and if your looking up your name, your really cool ;)

"Omg, is that Chloe!"
"Bye, I literally could NOT COMPETE"

by coochie.snails December 2, 2020