Chinese Monday

The time spent doing work on a Sunday in preparation for work on Monday.

Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.

Dylan: Hey man, wanna go shoot some pool down by the sports center?

Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.

by Andj87 June 9, 2011

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Hacked by Chinese

A phrase popularized after the wordCode Red/word worm appeared with this text in it. Basically nonsense. Code Red originated from China. Often used as an expression, much like wordpwned by n00bshop/word, except with less emphasis on the winner being neophyte-esque.

You lose. Hacked by Chinese!

by Trafton September 12, 2003

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get chinese

get really stoned. Mainly on Pot, because your eyes seem to squint (like a chinaman) when your high.

After the Lacrosse game let's get chinese.

by ALEXfromExeter August 22, 2005

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chinese blues

getting "The Blues", Particularly applied to receving them in the chinese persuasion.

Since my chinese step-mom had a little 1/2 chinese baby, i got the chinese blues man.

by Jyzz January 15, 2007

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chinese rapist

When you pull a sinister face that looks like a sexually frustrated member of the asian community.

"Look at Settle on that photo, he looks like a chinese rapist!"

by Jacobin_ February 1, 2008

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chinese breakfast

going down on a girl in the morning

guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"

guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."

by sperrysnosocks May 3, 2010

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