A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:
Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?
Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.
Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?
Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.
by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006
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I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.
Finish your homework first. Children these days.
Finish your homework first. Children these days.
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Normally The illegitimate child of two adults concieved in a moment of passion. not to be confused with a 'child of love'
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.
Also, a 1968 #1 hit song by The Supremes.
John and sue's affair lead to a love child, that caused sue to be spurned by her family.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.
last week i heard 'love child' on an oldies station, you might like it.
by kesuki September 25, 2005
Get the love child mug.A way of saying F*** You without actually saying it. Originated from Chad Ochocinco on HBO's Hard Knocks.
by WhoDey148 August 19, 2009
Get the Child Please mug.This is a phrase generated in the country when someone says or does something so ridiculous, you can hardly think of a nice or unoffensive response. Many think that Chad Ocho Cinco of the Cincinnati Bengals made this up, but he just brought it back. My granny has been saying it for years and I bet his granny did too.
Me- Granny can I go over to Jermaines for dinner?
Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.
Granny- Child Please you know Jermaines momma don't cook.
by Damien_Thorne October 17, 2009
Get the Child Please mug.The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.
by The KGB September 14, 2003
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Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"
Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.
i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
Middle children are known for ending up with the things that are too big for the baby in the family and too small for the oldest.
it is a known fact the youngest and oldest are treated differently than the middle child for the oldest is the first child aka favorite
and the smallest is the baby aka the last child known for getting whatever they desire because they are the "baby"
Middle Children sydrome includes
neglect, forgotten dates, and sometimes in bad cases forgetting they even exist.
i lived through this condition,
it is not fatal
just difficult.
a first born: OH i just got this GREAT new car!
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
a middle child: oh...i have to wait until my sister wrecks hers...then i can have that and they will get her a new one
a first born: oh Middle Child Syndrome, i see.
by yeayeayea. March 22, 2006
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