Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

Crippled

Taylor

Crippled Unable to walk or move properly.

by Suck your mums tits May 25, 2018

cripplelized

Word used when I get stuck on the moment with not knowing what to do next .

Liked being so shocked at a situation that you cant speak.

I was so "cripplelized " after the party , that i couldn't even walk home.

Instead of partying like a rockstar all night , I was "cripplelized" from the night before.

by Dont go there m.j. May 8, 2018

Crippled Nanny

When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs

Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???

Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

crippledpig38

A sexually addicting pig that will dab on you before you can even blink. He is a bit Sped but manages to pull through his social anxiety. He will take all fidget cubes you have.

I saw a CrippledPig38 over here!
Jesús loves you then!

by Saggytits38 December 7, 2018

Crippled

eve when she only had one bone

EVE IS CRIPPLED

by crippledlol January 5, 2019

Crippled

Cause someone to not move properly

Amelia is crippled

by Ogey November 24, 2019