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hash brownie 

Breakfast in Amsterdam

Hell, it's every meal over there!
Tourist- Let's go down to the cafe and get some hash brownies!

Cop- I'll join you
hash brownie by Zack 2010 February 28, 2009

Break-Up Brownie 

In a form of tactical antidisestablishmentarianism, in which a mentaly disturbed male/female in a relationship, who does not wish to participate in the relationship thus further, therefore will excrete faecal matter over the other partners torso area,
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.
Scenerio #1:
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)

Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)
Break-Up Brownie by someweido April 19, 2009

bayou brownie 

When you and your lover are standing at least knee-deep (but no deeper than waist-deep) in a body of still, stagnant water (a swamp or bayou is preferable), and one of you makes a buoyant bowel movement in the water, and floats it over to the other as a gift-- the way one would give another a freshly-baked brownie.
"Here, I've made you a fresh bayou brownie! Enjoy!"

Sex Brownie 

When you're doing anal and your partner shits on your dick, so you make them lick it off while giving you a blowjob.
Ty: Dude, this girl I hooked up with shit on my dick!
Joe: Did you make her eat your sex brownie?
Ty: Hell yea!

Fat Ass Brownie

A fucking fat turd that wont flush

A fatass dark kid.

Can also be used to refer to a fat nigger.
I clogged the toilet with a fat ass brownie!

Damn that kid is a brownie!

That fat brownie stole my bike!
Fat Ass Brownie by Pako Delgado March 10, 2008

Burnt brownie  

when a shit is lit on fire and massaged onto body

1. take shit
2. stir with gasoline until creamy
3. let freeze
4. lite on fire
5. And enjoy!
one day i was totally horny so i bent her over and gave her a burnt brownie the following night
Burnt brownie by Adonay October 3, 2007