dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.

I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.

by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Breast Redaction

A tattoo across a woman’s chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.

Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.

by Jfman August 9, 2018

breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.

She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.

by q359 July 24, 2023

Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Dense Breast

A sturdy, independent breast that is kept held high on its own. It's a happy-looking tit, not a sad and saggy one.

Joe: Woah, that ain't no saggy tiddies

Will: Nah. Those are some dense breasts right there

by Mr Bean Laden November 15, 2016

Breast Densities

reflects the amount of fibrous and glandular tissue in a woman's breasts compared with the amount of fatty tissue in the breasts

Her Boobs have breast densities

by Cember May 7, 2022