Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

Lund Blumpkin

A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.

After getting really drunk at Divers, she gave him a Lund blumpkin underneath his house.

by KromPecker February 14, 2022

Devil's Blumpkin

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022

Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.

I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.

by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021

Russian Blumpkin

When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.

"Dude, me and like 20 friends just stood in line for an hour to get a russian blumpkin."

by Lusk1993 February 21, 2010

velveteen blumpkin

A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

see also: crumpkin

also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie

As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.

by stogie66 October 23, 2009

monkey blumpkin

A blumkin in a tree. Could, but rarely does, involve actual monkeys.

Jake: Do you think Gilligan ever got a monkey blumpkin?
Justin: Yeah, i heard he got a few from Snubby.

by PEACE GIBBLE January 1, 2010