bloppy slowjob

spoonerism for sloppy blowjob

hey girl (or man) im really in the mood for a bloppy slowjob.

by MyMomWearsCrocks6969 May 30, 2018

Bloop

Bloop means I love you in a weirdo language

Boy: I bloop you

Girl: I bloop you too

by Magical night June 3, 2018

bloop

When a guy cums in a girl and she stands up and the cum makes a bloop sound.

Guy: Yo i totally blooped my girl last night and she scurried away to the bathroom

by shescurriedaway June 18, 2018

Bloopis

The splash in the toilet when the shit makes contact with the water.

I Think i just heard Brayden Boyle make a Bloopis

by Psychotic Steve12 July 1, 2018

blopbeer

Someone who acts like a weirdow.

That boy is a blopbeer.

by Spikert March 9, 2018

Bloop

When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.

I just took a huge shit and when my log hit the blue water it went BLOOP all over my vag!

by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018

bloop

the action of softly touching a dogs nose

awwww, look at that pupper lemme bloop him

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2018