Blimpkin

When attempting a Blumpkin but the receiver does not defecate and only a fart comes out

I didn't have to shit today... so all I could get from the old lady was a blimpkin

by Yellit1214Y February 10, 2022

Blimp Pop

When you pop a pimple bigger than your eye and it frickin explodes everywhere and its disgustang

We got a goddang blimp pop again!

by Murmantskable February 24, 2022

Blepharitis

A condition caused by too much bacteria present on the base of the eyelashes, which leads to inflammation of the eyelid causing the eyelid to turn red, swell up, crust and bleed.

I wouldn't wish Blepharitis on my worst enemy.

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

blep

The best random word of the world. You can use it everywhere. But please pronounce it "bliip"

"Hey ;)"
"Blep."

by chi_is_swag June 18, 2022

Blep

Nothing, it's just a sound.

Blep.

by Vaee June 24, 2022

blem

The word used to describe Parth when he’s being a bitch

Parth: I’m not really trying to hangout tonight. My knees are hurting from being on them all day at Oscar’s house.

The Boys: Bro Parth you’re being a blem right now.

by blemboy July 15, 2022

Blephy

Short for Blepharitis, an eye inflammation infection that is very common and treatable.

“Yo Mista White, the doc just told me I got blephy, I don’t got long left bro”

by Jesse Bruce Pinkman August 11, 2022