by lwsoftballxoox June 19, 2009
Get the riled up bluff mug.The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 16, 2012
Get the Beater's Bluff mug.When you are wearing a condom and laying down the good pipe on your girl (when you’re about to cum) take the condom off and have her turn around and blow in her face
Brad: Hey Babe, Turn around!
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
Kelly: Okay!
*Brad Coogan’s bluffs her*
Kelly:OMG What was that!?
Brad: You just got Coogan’s Bluffed
by Badabing42069 October 30, 2021
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