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Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?
by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020
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Bay Blade

When your one person wraps their legs behind their head and interlocks their arms to their legs, person number 2 comes from behind and starts to have sex but as they go to pull out you scream “BAYBLADE GO” and pull out sending the other person spinning
My husband and I tried the bay blade last night and I killed the cat
by Chrispeacock May 20, 2021
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Lady of the Blade

An unmarried woman between the age 35-40.
She remains single for a few more years, and she'll transcend her title of Venus Deathtrap and become a Lady of the Blade
by Alfeirgerson June 19, 2025
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Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.
Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.
by Wopalong April 8, 2023
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Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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blade

bru you uh blade fr.”
by Gl00bae June 5, 2022
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Blade

A slang term for someone acting or saying something gay
Thea nigga Nate just devoured 3 glizzies whole, he really a blade ass nigga
by Savvymir September 13, 2021
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