bumfodder

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Bedford

Bedford, Indiana - Bedford is about 70 miles equidistant from Indianapolis and Louisville, and 18 miles south of Bloomington, the home of Indiana University.

Its a red neck, dirty cop community where everyone talks about everyone else yet the entire community has skeletons in their closets.

Adjectives: boring, dirty, trash.

Boring: "This party is lame. It feels like we're back in Bedford."

Dirty: "This place is a mess. it's like a Bedford trailer." or "Those cops are crooked, they must be from Bedford."

Trash: "She (or he) is sooo Bedford white trash."

by the clutch October 11, 2008

Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 22, 2008

nightmare before christmas

The best movie ever starring Jack Skellington aka Bone Daddy. It has awesome animation and the characters like go to christmastown and kidnap the sandy claws. It has the best soundtrack ever!

Go watch The Nightmare Before Christmas right now.

by darkdreamer July 21, 2003

New Bedford

in massacuhsettes , south is horrible , stabbinqs shootinq. west has the most projects and is horrible tooo , north is pretttty qoood dependinq on what part your at , the ave is to drive by bumpinq systems or sittinq on the wall showinq off you whip.everyone qoes to NBHS or niqht skool if your lucky u qet accepted to voc . you qet kicked outta NBHS 4 havinq a weapon you qo to west side school were student have to qo thru a metal detector. lots of qanqs.you pretty much rep south or west or qanq , lots of projects , West Lawn is realllll trashy , UFP is danqourous , bricky is livable Prezzi isnt all that bad , Blue Medows is hoood , Nashmont is quiet. Montes Park , you WILL qet shot if you dont belonq , the ledqe is for skaters ,the best part of NB is sassaquin even tho we all noe it aint fuckinq newbedford , theres a fiqht everyday at NBHS, ppl classs, drop out , qet kicked out , everyone skip school and walks to southend beach for the day , there are some qood kids , not many. madirea feast is to qet drunk & qet dressed up. Whalinq city fesivle is to hanq out, danqrous tho. everyone qot in a fiqht before , homeless people sleep in the buss termanal & stand on courners with siqns askinq for money , quats, most are illeqal. alot of pregnants. you hear the word nigga at lease 1OO times a day , noone snitches , we dont all look qhetto we dress qood & have sidekicks ipods ect., thats what we do ,at niqht run around steelinq for cars ,there are 3O unsolved murders since 2OOO..

New Bedford is crazy , be careful.

by WestSideBanqqa // May 1, 2010

Bedford Falls

A fictional Christmassy town somewhere in upstate New York, featured in a 1946 film It's a Wonderful Life. A character named George Bailey became a slacker and never left that town. The angels showed George that Bedford Falls becomes Pottersville if his rival Henry Potter took over and is filled with nightclubs, pawn shops and sluts.

George, don't be a slacker or you'll never get out of Bedford Falls!

by kwamef January 11, 2012