breaking bitch

Condition when a person begins to, uncharacteristically, use the word "bitch" as punctuation.

An unexpected loss of composure, by a normally calm and collected individual.

Possibly a result of the TV Series "Breaking Bad" in which a main character often added the word "bitch" to the end of statements and questions.

Vic (yelling at his computer), "How about I get a ball peen hamer to fix your error, Bitch!"

Cory, "Stay away from Vic the work leader for a while, Ziv, he's "breaking bitch".

Ziv, "Yeah, man, my questions can wait".

by activista November 25, 2013

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Benkins

Benkins is the type of girl that only likes blondes and are complete narcissists. They are commonly known to be blondes. Benkins can also describe a girl that has psychotic behaviour.

for example
“Hey benkins! what’s up?”
“i’ve fallen in love with this guy named byron, he’s blonde”
OR
“Why are u eating dirt, u benkins!”

by i’m the benkins October 25, 2018

browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

the devil is beatin his wife

slang term for weather condition when it is raining and the sun is shining at the same time

Jack and Jill walk outside:
Jack: Looks like the devil is beatin his wife.
Jill: Yea I think its so pretty when its raining and the sun is shining at the same time.

by shellfacenb11 December 3, 2010

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

baking out

smoking pot in a closed room so you can pretty much get high even if you're not smoking.

"dude, lets go bake out"

by im so cool. October 12, 2003