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As You Should by lovepizza200 February 2, 2021
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Fit as fuck slut
When someone is so fit that they can’t help but get shagged by a numerous amount of people, resulting in them becoming a slut. They usually have big fucking tits and a fat back. An additional fact is that they love a black pipe up their ass, preferably multiple at a time.
Fit as fuck slut by Ssewankambo November 14, 2020
sharp as a spoon
sharp as a spoon by mob January 13, 2004
As fresh as a stroll on the beach
A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.
Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.
Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?
Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.
Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.
Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?
Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.
Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.
As fresh as a stroll on the beach by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
Might as Well Shotgun
A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...
Might as Well Shotgun by J Schillz May 19, 2011
solid as a soup sandwich
Describes a person who was once trustworthy, but is no longer so, or someone who is simply untrustworthy.
The person is un-solid, much like the soup sandwich.
The person is un-solid, much like the soup sandwich.
That guy was suppose to pay me my 20$ today, but he didn't even answer his door. He's as solid as a soup sandwich.
solid as a soup sandwich by E.E.Evans-Pritchard January 26, 2011