Absolute Unit

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

by AbusementPark November 4, 2018

Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

absolute cuteness

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

by acefacelol February 1, 2010

ABOL

Actually Burst Out Laughing

"That pic you sent me was sooo funny!! I ABOL'd!!!!"

by kyliers June 10, 2013

Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006

absofruitly

-adjective

1. When someone is undoubtedly homosexual.

2. The way gay men express affirmative approval.

Oh... my.. GAGA! Those those shoes are absofruitly cute!

by brentus maximus July 26, 2010

Absofrigginlutely

emphasis on acceptance

This word is from Sex and the City spoken by none other than Mr. Big himself

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he wants to come upstairs and he says "Absofrigginlutely"

by Carrie Bradshaw May 13, 2005