2 definitions by AbusementPark

Fluck

The combination of the words "flying" and "fuck".

Friend: Hey don't you know smoking is bad for your health.

You: I don't give a fluck if it is, I need my cancer stick!

by AbusementPark December 9, 2016

A person weighing 660 lbs or more. A unit is half absolute so it is 330 lbs at this point. You can call a unit a Half Absolute if you choose.

Holy fuck look at that guy, he's the size of a small car!

Yeah that man is an absolute unit.

by AbusementPark November 5, 2018