by Yogurt Bubbles April 15, 2017
a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025
Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.
Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 08, 2023
A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.
“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”
“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
by FunnyDollar January 24, 2021
by Papa 🐻 January 05, 2019
by TheStreaker January 07, 2021
One of the most wonderful frozen yogurt places, where each ounce of tasty frozen yogurt has only 8 calories. It's delicious, nutritious, and affordable!
Girl 1: hey Becca, wanna go get some ice cream at Ben and Jerry's?
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!
Becca: Sorry, I've been trying to eat healthy. Wanna go to Yogurt Oasis instead?
Girl 1: Great idea!
by abestmonky February 03, 2012