Wisconsin Windshield

A sexual move when someone lets out a loud chainsaw fart and fills their partners mouth with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili.
I ate a big bitches ass named Sharon rockin’ an eyebrow ring, Green Bay Packers jersey, and mixed baby footprint thigh tattoo that I picked up drunk behind the black anaconda water slide at Noah’s Ark water park in the Wisconsin Dells. And that bitch let out a loud chainsaw fart and filled my mouth up with a colon load of that backdoor black anaconda butt chili. That bitch gave me the Wisconsin Windshield and it was one of the most romantic experiences of my entire life.
by Apprenrice October 06, 2023
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Wisconsin CheeseMelt

Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.
by FuckBuddyBoy July 17, 2018
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Wisconsin payback

When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.
Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.
by 12wellhung July 22, 2021
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Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 04, 2021
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Wisconsin is sleep deprived

Oh hey man, Wisconsin is sleep deprived again
by Joe Biden is dating trump December 01, 2021
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The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you
by A huge fucking idiot April 28, 2024
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Wisconsin whirlwind

When one fills their mouth with cheese before orally pleasuring their preferred sexual partner
Did you hear I gave Sarah the old Wisconsin whirlwind yesterday? She won't look me in the eye anymore
by KingAten October 08, 2021
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