wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,

dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"

by stitch April 7, 2004

Wunkle

To fart and then fan the gas in the direction of your enemy.

I just gave Laura a Wunkle and she cried

by MississippiQueen42123412 September 29, 2009

Wingless Pterodactyl

A sexual act which involves fucking a girl in every hole possible. This includes vagina, anus, urethra, nose, ear, skin pores, etc.

Joanne: What's wrong Sherry
Sherry: I got a wingless pterodactyl by Mike
Joanne: I cant ell your bleeding from your face
Sherry: I know
Joanne: Yep

by The Brope June 24, 2011

ass wrinkles

Depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter.

"The length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it"

by Evils September 14, 2006

crap filled penis wrinkle

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009

wrinkle bunny

A woman, usually 50 or older, that is upper middle class or richer, think she had or had a body like a Playboy bunny in younger years; has endearing qualities like a bunny rabbit; sun worshiper, resulting in very wrinkled skin; natural bronzed skin or fake tan; big hair, and/or especially 'bottle' blondes; wears very flashy and expensive jewelry (gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc); attention-getting fashions for all occasions; may have overly white and perfect teeth/dentures; attempting an overall glamorous affect. Gregarious to flamboyant personality. Can be found visiting or living in sunny desert, semi-tropical or tropical climates, especially seaside locations.

Carole Channing

In training: Cindy McCain

Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.

Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).

Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.

by T. Sliwa June 17, 2008

Whinkle

To have meaningless six with a white persons who things they are "ganster" for money, clothes, jewlery, etc. Usually with three or more people at once. Usually mixed genders. Whinkle devried from the term Whink. To "Whinkle" somone(s) is exrucitatingly painful, but brings pleasure to ones face once completed.

*Holly*Hey, Want to get a few people and Whinkle?
*Eric* Only if your mom's coming!

by Jerimah was a Bull frog July 21, 2010