Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020

Stanly winkle

Anyone who likes young boys

Oh look it’s a stanly winkle

by Papa lice lick my rice April 16, 2020

Joey Wendle

The goat the goat of all goats the goatiest of goats

See that guy over there that’s Joey Wendle the goat

by Joey wendle September 21, 2020

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

BIG WINDEX

A FUCKING LEGEND IN 2K21 ALSO MY MYCARRER CHRARCTER A FUCKING FAT ASS

DID u se big windex at game wast noihgt

by BIG WIDEX| February 9, 2021

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021