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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl
I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time
by A French tickler May 8, 2018
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French curry

Sex act in which you kiss someone right after they've rimmed you and taste your shit from their tongue.
Just had a bit of French curry, it was spicy!
by ShadyDX December 5, 2017
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French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.
The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.
by Bilham October 31, 2014
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french cigar

When you open your mouth and seal it around another person's butthole and then they proceed to fart in your mouth.
I puffed a french cigar last night with my girl.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
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French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left
The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States
by David Tsal November 20, 2004
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French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021
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