When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
by Mr maintenance September 01, 2022
After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
by Lefty-Catfish October 09, 2015
by thisotherotherguy June 14, 2017
by BlackFlag September 28, 2012
a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off
by theboinker August 20, 2009
by simplydick February 12, 2016
by kikicali March 02, 2017