Wasted

When someone has had way too much alcohol and he/she can barely tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

"Look at that wasted guy....it took him twenty seconds just to light a cigarette"!

by LAZI August 8, 2017

Wasted

Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.

by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017

wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

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by Witte papa November 13, 2017

Wetted

The past tense of wet according to my friend.

Unless you wetted your hair you would not be able to do that.

by SomeOne4421 December 7, 2017

Wasted

When you drink more alcohol than necessary.

Man, after getting bad beat at poker I decided to go get wasted.

by Foreign geezer June 12, 2018

Wasted

When your drunk off your face and make sooooo many mistakes it's not funny... well it is to other people, maybe not to you

Joe: Mateeee, i got sooo wasted last night. I can't even remember what happened!
Fred: haha, you dont wanna know ;)

by whatever-love;) August 26, 2018