Dirty Waitress

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.

I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!

by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010

Wait

Wait................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ya it's not very fun, eh?

Child: " Momma, am tired as hell, let's go home."
Momma: " okay, now you wait just one sec sunny boi"

Child: " okay...one."
Momma: "sike boi"

* Drinks tea*

*Listens to tea*

* Talks about tea*

by Post Malones wifey July 6, 2019

i-waiting

2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology.

2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.

I have been i-waiting for my new 3G phone for over a week now.

by 3rd & Long August 14, 2008

Waitress

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009

just wait

the nice way of saying to hold for just a moment

"Just wait please, I will be with you shortly"

by weedgirl August 23, 2007

san francisco waiter

A hand in Texas Hold'em Poker, specifically the Queen and Three. Called the San Francisco Waiter because it is a "queen with a trey."

Player 1: That idiot failed to raise with his aces and let me see the flop for free. It came QQ3...
Player 2: San Francisco Waiter g00000t.......

by Joseph K. Kafka October 7, 2006

Gay Waiter

a restaurant employee, with a rather unmasculine attire

waiter - sir here's your bill, how about a blowjob?

man - aww jeez...not another gay waiter

by Samos September 1, 2008