Wait wat

A phrase used if you don't know what the heck someone is talking about.

1: So yeah I was watching a show on TV called the Biggest Loser and Jen was so cool but I didn't like Ben but Ken was pretty cool.
2: Wait wat?

1: I eat nails for breakfast
2: Really
1: Literally :)
2: Wait wat?

Wait wat by Unawnumus January 28, 2009

waistism

A belief that people of the "heavy-set" variety are in some way inferior or less of a human.

-Creepy Chris said I couldnt see my own toes, he is a waistist.
-The fat kid farted in class, obviously because he is fat (waistist comment/belief)
-Who ate all the brownies, must have been fatty. (waistism)
-I'm sure you would like a cookie, fatty (waistism)

waistism by Matt Henry, Rick Riggi, Pat Parker May 12, 2008

Wainwrighted 

Screw up royaly. Make a huge mistake that cannot be undone.

He really Wainwrighted that website.

Wainwrighted by tcguy519 September 21, 2009

air waitress 

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

air waitress by penguinpie May 24, 2007

Flag Waiver 

Is a woman that has the proclivity to sleep with members of the Armed Forces. A euphemistic way of calling her not only a slut but a slut that craves military penis. Synonymous with "Patriot"

"Taylor seems to be into me."
"Sergeant, she slept with 5 Soldiers in my unit, she is a flag waiver."

"Damn, it's so hard to find a woman that's willing to sleep with me that isn't a patriot."

Flag Waiver by Dicker9point5 September 12, 2013

Teenage Waif 

Any of several teenagers seen sitting on the side walk, loitering in a park, generally hanging around in public places at all hours as if they have no home. They often travel in groups, and pool their money to buy snacks. They ussually have distinctive fashon senses, and sometimes wealthy parents whom they reject, or who have cut them off. These beautiful children of the streets need little to survive- only each others company.
*Derived from the urban waifs of the early 20th century.

Today I saw a bunch of hot kids wandering around santa monica. They didnt have purses or shopping bags, and they are there all the time, so I assumed they were teenage waifs.

Sarah didnt get a job, and her mom wouldn't give her money, so she decided to join the teenage waifs for the summer and sit around the park all day.

Teenage Waif by WestCoastLisa June 22, 2006

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! 

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.

*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! by ArtySims February 22, 2009