After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
by Lefty-Catfish November 27, 2015
Get the Ambrosian Wax Wrapmug. When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
by Mr maintenance September 1, 2022
Get the Hungarian wax peppermug. by thisotherotherguy June 16, 2017
Get the wax my backmug. by BlackFlag September 28, 2012
Get the Waxing Your Dolphinmug. by simplydick September 19, 2016
Get the waxing the brass candlestickmug. a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off
by theboinker August 19, 2009
Get the red neck waxingmug. A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
by PichasParchus February 11, 2019
Get the Wax the Poop Deckmug.