tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy

I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.

by Clickbait May 4, 2018

textray vision

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.

"Oh man Julie is texting me again"

"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"

by Jagerman July 18, 2012

visioned

To scam or to hustle. To be deceived and taken advantage of by an unscrupulous person or organization. Local slang in Rochester, NY that refers to an infamously deceitful and crooked chain of car dealerships that is native to the area.

This iPod I got on Ebay doesn't even work! I totally got visioned!

by For Great Justice July 26, 2012

Eye-ball vision

Putting ones testicles on a someones eye preferably during intercourse or foreplay. May also be used as a practical joke with your white friends.

Jim was so drunk that when he fell asleep Tim eye-ball visioned him.

I had this freaky hoe over my house last night & and she asked the to eye-ball vision her, so I did it!!!

by Rory Breaker July 31, 2012

select-o-vision

A situation where someone reads a variety of materials on a particular subject, but that person rejects information or materials -- even if they are factually accurate -- because this information or materials do not support one's beliefs or opinions.

She's a diehard Republican, and she's got select-o-vision. If she reads any articles or books that make Democrats look good -- even if the stuff is true -- she wants to ignore it or pretend it doesn't exist.

by breast fixation June 14, 2011

vibe vision

The super human ability to see vibrations that emanate off of human beings, animals, plants, and other natural entities.

"Woah man... I can see your aura and all of the good vibrations resonating from your soul, out of your body... I think I've got vibe vision."

by DKron October 19, 2011

Party Vision

When one wears sunglasses in a party or rave room, where the humidity fogs up the glass and now longer allows you to see.

Partier 1: Dude, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Partier 2: Party vision, bro, It's awesome.

by iliketopartytgiff October 23, 2011