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pig vegan

as vegan is when you don’t eat animals, pig vegan is where your vegan towards pigs.
therefore you don’t eat pork.
emilie doesn’t eat pork, she is pig vegan
by aykmeii December 15, 2018
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene October 18, 2007
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vegan

someone who says they're a vegan about 6 times without anyone asking and instead of eating meat they slaughter plants and fruits for fun
vegan: i'm vegan
random person: i dont care

vegan: im better than you
random person: wtf
by croccodoggo October 1, 2018
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sexy vegan

A gay fuckboy that appears on Dr Phil because he has issues
Sexy vegans dick cannot be seen with the naked eye
by Sir Savage January 10, 2018
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Dirty Vegan

The act of eating out an ass hole after the person just took a shit without wiping
Jennifer just got a dirty vegan from Daniel
by The Great E-Dog January 21, 2010
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vegan carpetbagger

a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!

b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
by Zomommey November 1, 2011
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Birth Vegan

Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth
I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.
by Spinroyd October 23, 2013
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