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Vaginal Words

Vaginal Words are corporate words and lingo. Words that normal human beings and laymen do not use in regular conversations. Vaginal Words make the average lay person's eyes roll and/or twitch, when spoken by some committee appointed managers, supervisors, division heads, et cetera. Leaving noticing lay persons feeling bullshitted.
Vaginal Words in following memo. Just wanted to touch base so we are all on the same page. Moving forward, we will be initiating a proactive brainchild. We all need to pull together as a team and participate in this weeks team building activities. Team leaders please rally your troops by the end of business today. Sincerely, Dick Brownose, Director, Human Resources.
by Lana'i Rodeo Clown April 26, 2011
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Vaginalize

Verb: VA-jin-a-laiz
To rationalize using skewed feminine logic due to emotions stemming from the vagina.
I know we don't belong in a relationship, but all that cuddling makes me vaginalize that he could be a good boyfriend.
by Jay Rocher December 5, 2011
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Vaginal Grease

Cum that's from a womans vagina.
Your vagina has so much Vaginal Grease in it.
by MattAW August 15, 2007
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Vaginal Escape Day

Rude, somewhat misogynist term for birthday. As if a vagina is a nasty place from which one must escape.
On this date in history, you emerged from your mother, so Happy Vaginal Escape Day!
by Anresheth May 2, 2018
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bloody vaginal fart

the epic combination of terror and pure bliss found only when long stroking an egg sloughing pudding cave, too tight tranny, hyperextending the hymen. the bloody vocal duo will either bring you to tears (can be joyous, or fearful tears), evoke uncontrollable vomiting, or...for some of you fucking freaks... get you ready for round two.
HOLY SHIT FUCK... did you seriously just... you did... that was the most impressive bloody vaginal fart EVER. GOD that makes me wet.
by callmegrizzly January 12, 2011
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vaginal discharge

(n.) a discharge of vaginal spices from the females private orphasis in a time of climax.
(v.) someone who is being a real douche. or someone who is overly homosexual.
(n.)dude last night valerie let out the biggest vaginal discharge while we were intercourse.
(v.)Briton was such a vaginal discharge today when he dressed up like a fucking chick.
by Gibby Beanland December 18, 2005
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Vaginal Uprising

"Ol' sister girl in the business suit just shot me down for a date. Tough guy with the Vaginal Uprising."
by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009
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