Ultimate Fate of Man

As said by a great many numbers of religions, "The Fate of Man is to be Judged by God, when the end times are due." This is, however, not the case. The Ultimate Fate of Man is to become what we humans have created - religion. Our destiny is to become Gods via evolution of our brain, which in turn, will create complex, more advanced civilizations. These "Immortal Humans" will, in the future, be able to create universes at will, thus rendering them as having a God-like nature.

Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" shows Man having God-like intellogence, which is, of course, the Ultimate Fate of Man.

by Eternal Esta September 24, 2008

ultimate wet willy

The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.

Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/

by J.D.N. August 13, 2006

Ultimate

A word buff guys use to overcompensate for their small/lack of genitalia due to natural born causes, genetics, or the steroids they partake in.

Dude, that is so ultimate.

by TheFlyGuyInTheSky May 24, 2011

ultimate frisbee

An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.

In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.

My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.

by great success April 5, 2010

ultimate extreme ping pong

a game played with one ping pong ball, and as many people as the room you are playing in can fit. the object of the game is to keep the ball "alive" by keeping it bouncing. each player has a ping pong paddle to keep the ball alive, hit the ping pong ball where ever in any which direction. hitting the ball against objects in the room to add to your style points that dont actually exist, but it looks cool. the game is over once the ball is obliviated.

Edgar: "hey man wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong?

Christian: "lets do this."

Luis: "Can i play?"

Edgar and Christian: "sure."

by ping pong master ding dong October 12, 2009

ultimate punch

the act of jumping off a building or high surface, of at least one story or higher, where the human body will NOT reach terminal velocity, and punching someone on the fall down.

"He just screamed Ultimate Punch, then he jumped off the three story building and puched someone who was standing on the ground"

by BallGag October 23, 2009

ultimate beer chug

using an opened can of beer spread a girls vaginal lips to insert the open beer, than have her do a headstand until beer can is empty.

My girl did the ultimate beer chug with this new beer called vag friendly light

by pat coin October 18, 2008