a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept
failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept
failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their
dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players,
Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of
Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most
Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite
Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any
Player with a
British passport
- Any academy
playerRegular fan - “I really
don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely
terrible”
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the
captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
