Twat Team 

A Swat team made up of hoes

"That hoe looks tough, must be on a Twat Team..."

Twat Team by Ghetto Oregonian February 7, 2017

Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!

I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!

Twat-blocking by Steven Capone January 17, 2008

twat stain 

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.

Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.

Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.

twat stain by Chris Wynne June 24, 2005

twat poop 

The chunky smelly fishy gagging rot that collects inside the vagina. As it becomes overfilled, it forces its way out, forming matter referred to as twat poop.

That skanky girls twat poop smelled so bad from ten feet away that I wanted to gag.

That women had flies buzzing around her crotch. She must be pooping twat poop.

twat poop by Alex J Brody June 17, 2008

Twat Boxing 

A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.

Well, they're done using The Gemini on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.

Twat Boxing by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

Twat Butcher 

One who obilterate's a females twat so it is unrecognizable

It looks like her pussy got hit by a train. Your a damn twat butcher.

Twat Butcher by GMonty February 18, 2009

twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

twat lobster by Sandersein June 18, 2006