turtle dick 

your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell

(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick

(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow

turtle dick by paulie March 4, 2004

Turtle heading 

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants

Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!

Turtle heading by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014

Turtle 

A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.

Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!

Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)

Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!

Turtle by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019

Turtle Power 

1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2.) Something you know you wish you had!

1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'

Turtle Power by DrNic January 18, 2006

turtleback bag 

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

turtleback bag by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

Turtle Dip 

Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.

"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."

Turtle Dip by mrcheesenowait October 22, 2011

Turtle Dress 

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.

"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!

Turtle Dress by nitkilla September 27, 2012