Turkish Traffic Jam

when recieving anal secks, the girl takes a shit, creating a jam (it would help for the terd to be log-like for maximun effect)

When i was giving anal my ho decided to take a shit, which made a turkish traffic jam and it was difficult to thrust farther. I am sure that her O-Ring is busted.

by edward houssein June 27, 2008

Trafficacious

Combination of traffic and catastrophic.

It's a bad moment or too much confusion or too much
stimuli.

Pronounce: Traffic-cocious

The highway travel was trafficacious!

It's a trafficacious moment for a sudden death.

by Raven Bishop July 8, 2009

Taffy Waffy

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

by Dude January 29, 2004

croydon traffic lights

Traffic lights which are timed to be green for about 3 minutes in the direction where there is no traffic and to be green for 10 seconds in the direction where traffic is tailed back for half a mile

I was well late getting to work yesterday; I ran into five different sets of Croydon traffic lights

by garry gobshite June 11, 2010

taffy pull

a quick tug of the sack skin. could be used as an offensive move by one of your buddies, or possibly a hot thing your skeeza does to you. its up to the victim/lucky guy. it must be accompanied by a long "whooooooo" sound as the tug is being completed.

"are you hungry man? i am, we should go for a........TAFFY PULL!!!!"(pulls sack)

by brody May 13, 2005

traffic

Used to accept or agree to stated information; "true."

Person 1: Yo, I can't make it to the game tonight, I got prior plans.
Person 2: Traffic.

by Dave V April 9, 2007

traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

by The Python January 31, 2005