tonkonogy

a hot, sexy, beastly man :

that guy is a big hunk of a tonkonogy

by penelope george February 22, 2009

tonktastic

tonktastic is the word you use when you cant describe something good. also known as TONK.

wow that car is tonktastic

by callum brookes September 19, 2014

Tonkered

To be worn out, or possibly drunk.

"I was absolutely tonkered last night"

by kazuya555 May 15, 2015

Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.

i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015

Tonk

When you have an outrageously large forehead and a really tiny head

Damn look at that girl over there she's kinda fine. I'd bang her if she wasn't a tonk.

by Mudizle November 7, 2015

Tonsil tag

Tonsil tag is a term used to describe the sloppy drunk couple usually found in the corner of a bar who look like they're trying to preform throat surgery with their tongues.

The act of very sloppy French kissing.

Dude, Bob and Jenny got shithoused and have been playing tonsil tag for the last hour .

by Kanizm January 28, 2016

tonsil tennis

Nickname for meeting someone, comes from when your meeting a boy/girl and your tongues hit the back of each other’s mouths, I’ll meet any1

I played tonsil tennis with tha bird over there

by anycats February 5, 2018