Toilet thumbing

The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall.

I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet thumbing Sue from HR, I sure hope she understood what I needed. - My toilet thumb must have got blocked due to the basements thick walls. - I know I haven't been able to all day but I will try to toilet thumb you on my next break.

by Phast January 8, 2009

toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Toilet butt

When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass

kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt

Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell

by Meowkat3 April 3, 2015

Toilet Papering

The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.

Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.

by PB Poser April 13, 2011

Toilet Chalk

Clay poop marks left inside the toilet after someone takes a dump.

Patty grossed everyone out after she wrote on the inside of the bowl with toilet chalk.

by Hambits November 12, 2011

space toilet

The "self-cleaning" public restrooms located on the streets of fine cities such as San Fransisco. For 25 cents, one has fifteen minutes or so to do one's business before being showered with shit water. A haven for junkies with nowhere else to shoot up. They are usually sopping wet, out of toilet paper, the toilets are plugged up, and the floor is littered with used syringes.

I'd rather piss in the middle of the freeway than pay to get into another filthy space toilet.

by russiangopher September 27, 2006

skibi toilet

when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023

skibi toilet

by Umar9man August 13, 2023