screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004

mexican donkey screw

Your mother taking it up the butt from a large donkey.

That the hardest damn mexican donkey screw I've ever seen.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Hawaiian Cork-Screw

When a couple begins to perfom the art of intercourse, the man will usually by means of brute force bend the girl (or man) over, insert himself, lean forward taking a firm grasp on the shoulders, and spin counter-clockwise while chanting the Hawaiian renedition of 'Remix to Ignition' by R. Kelly.

1. "Did you hear that Tiffany left her boyfriend?" "Why?" "Because he pulled the 'Hawaiian Cork-Screw' on dat ass."

by Beastman911 June 18, 2013

Italian Screw Driver

Pretty hard to handle.

Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?

by Jean Binoche October 06, 2007

kill screw marry

its a game you play where you name three people and the other person says who they would kill, screw or marry

Person 1:Kill screw marry: Garrett, Joey, Grant
Person 2: I would kill joey, screw Garrett and marry Grant.

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 20, 2012

twin screw steamer

A sexual position involving 3 persons in which 2 are male and 1 is female. This position most similarly represents the “Eiffel Tower”, while the female presents herself to perform fellatio on one male whilst being penetrated by the other from behind. She will then be spun by both males such that she resembles a roticery chicken being cooked / steamed. This, this ambitious position has coined the phrase the “twin screw steamer”

Aragorn, Legolas and Mrs. Gamgee had a great twin screw steamer last night. Too bad she got so dizzy!

by Fuck Samwise January 29, 2021

screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 25, 2004