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trap handle

noun-
1. Penis, but specifically in regard to one on a tranny, crossdresser, or general trap.
"Sorry man, we thought he was a chick. Ah, but trap handles make fools of us all."
by Alphamazing March 31, 2009
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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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Scandal handle

Two meanings (possibly more)

Meaning no.1: Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a name or "handle" used by daily print,blog and bloggers (which differs from their birth name) who write or "report" specifically about gossip and or drama associated with rumors and or gossip of any kind. This could also include radio hosts and other forms of media not listed in which a individual uses a alias or handle instead of their real name to contribute any form of drama or gossip to anyone's life.

Meaning No.2 = Scandal Handle (scan/dhal - Han/dhal) a hood rats ponytail, weave extension or any type of body excess which could be used to hold,pull or push during sexual intercourse or foreplay.
EXAMPLE(s) COINCIDE WITH MEANING NUMBERS:
No.1: His real name is Mario L but while he is reporting the latest celebrity smutt he uses the scandal handle Parez Hilton.

No.2: Man says to another man about recent one night stand with a Hood Rat - "You know how I do, I grabbed that Scandal Handle and gave that hoe the capital D!" Other guy assumes he is speaking about the frosty blonde extension he saw Latishwa with just a day earlier, which sh had placed at the top of her head in a ponytail facing the right side of her back.
by Urbanswervin July 12, 2015
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handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
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Handle

Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.
The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.
I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!
by juicefang August 4, 2021
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handle

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.
"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
by StarryGordon January 16, 2022
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