Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

chub stock

the penis slowly becomes heavier then its limp tender state before ascending to the second phase, the half stock.

That bitch was fine, I'm sporting a chub stock.

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 3, 2020

Chub

Term of endearment used to replace the words "sir" "ma'am" "bro" "sis" "dude" "mom" "dad" "nigga" etc.

Hey Chub
Wow Chub
What's up Chub
Chub, let's go

Goodnight Chub

by Wubfublub October 10, 2016

Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)

Jason is a chub ass

by monotja25 July 6, 2025