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the robert special

the Robert special is when the Alfa male ejaculates his load all over his next of kin
Jacob always gets the Robert special

bex also gets the Robert special
by the terrorist January 16, 2017
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The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!
My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.
by the Dildozer September 3, 2013
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Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.
“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”
by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019
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dirty robert

the act of watching hentai while orgasming from a vibrator
"dude, this guy fucking creamed when watching hentai in class! he pulled a dirty robert!"
by Glizzyglobber October 31, 2022
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Robert Sheehan

The most beautiful man to walk the entire Earth
He never wears shoes and we respect that
He has the coolest eyes ever and very curly hair, which makes him the ultimate handsome man (and he's Irish)
He usually plays drug addicts or gay characters, which is great
He's in Misfits (Nathan) and The Umbrella Academy (Klaus) and other stuff
Overall Robert is the prettiest guy you'll ever see in your life<3
Person 1: Who is that dude in an interview with no shoes on?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Robert Sheehan
Person 1: Oh right, makes sense, he looks cool
Person 2: Yeah he is, and he gives zero fucks about what people think
Person 1: Damn, that's nice
by CaptainCrowley February 2, 2022
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Robert-Jan

Timothy: ZAMN! his cock is huge.
Pablo: yes he's a real Robert-Jan
by Swaggamer69 November 28, 2021
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