tonking  

(taun'kin)
n.

1. to beat an opponent clinically

Everton FC gave Sunderland a facking tonking this weekend.

tonking by Lank Boy December 26, 2007

Moon Tanning 

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

Moon Tanning by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

tanning booth 

A closet-like box that sprays brownish color on you to make you look tan.

Mystic Tan is a popular tanning booth.

tanning booth by HUH February 27, 2005

taking a shower  

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

taking a shower by annacakes January 17, 2009

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool 

Taking a big shit. Often with lots of little chunks.

Jim: Hey Where you goin'?

Joe: I just ate 3 Burritos Bell Grandes and washed `em down with the big ass mountain dew for lunch man where do ya think I'm goin?"

Jim: You're taking the cosby kids to the pool.

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

talking to callum 

masturbating, its a codeword only the elitely sexy use, generally used around the midlands.

"Rosie was talking to callum for an hour last night"

"zav what are you doing?"
"erm talking to callum mum"

"callum what are those noises?"
"Im talking to callum mum!"

talking to callum by zavier bailey August 23, 2007

taking the cat to the vet

a visit to the gynecologist

my son's girlfriend couldn't see him because she was "taking the cat to the vet".

taking the cat to the vet by angela mauger February 10, 2008