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taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.
i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.
by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012
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Taint Knuckle

Someone that shoves all their fingers into a females vagina, so that their knuckles are touching the taint...
Dude my bro Jackson just taint knuckled Rhonda.
by The Judge of the Northeast April 26, 2015
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Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
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taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass
Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
by ScorpGem February 11, 2015
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taint truffles

The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.
I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.
by Imafunny August 1, 2017
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taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.
by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013
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Taint-hoagie

A poop.
Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?
by SolarNomad December 15, 2008
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