Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.

Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper

by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021

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Whopper Topper

One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".

Oh, here Ethan goes again with one of his Whopper Topper's.

by TyCan June 9, 2021

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Kaleb Thompson

Probably not packing

Kaleb Thompson is not packing

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First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

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